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APRIL 1ST EXCLUSIVE
Wearable Tech · Film Collab
F1: The Helmet™ Replica Cycling Helmet
The official crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. Modeled precisely after the helmet worn in the F1 film, this DOT-certified bicycle helmet features a working DRS flap for "aerodynamic advantage," a full visor, HANS device attachment points, and enough sponsor logos to fund a small racing team.
- DOT/ECE R22.06 certified — actually safe for cycling
- Motorized DRS flap (opens automatically above 12 mph on a bicycle)
- Includes official F1 film livery decal sheet — 47 sponsor logos
- Integrated HANS-compatible anchor points (HANS device sold separately)
- Built-in radio — picks up Formula 1 race broadcast only
- Sizes: S / M / L · Colors: Ferrari Red, McLaren Papaya, Redbull Navy
★★★★★
4.9 (2,847 reviews)
$129.99 $189.99
April 1st Catalog
8 exclusive items ALL 100% REAL
Apr 1st
NEW
Office Supplies · Defensive
Lab-certified 0.3% kryptonite content. Keeps Kryptonians at a respectful distance. Writes in smooth green ink. Warning label advises against use near journalists named Clark.
★★★★★
4.8 (1,204)
Apr 1st
Cosplay · Avatar: Fire and Ash
Articulated aluminum stilts + bioluminescent face mask. Adds 3.5ft of authentic Na'vi height. Now with 40% more bioluminescence than competing alien species kits.
★★★★☆
4.4 (891)
Apr 1st
HADES II
Gaming · Hades II
Transform yourself as the Olympians intended. One-size cocoon with genuine Underworld aesthetics. Not responsible for which form you emerge as. Death is temporary. Style is eternal.
★★★★★
5.0 (666)
Apr 1st
GAME COLLAB
Footwear · Split Fiction
Nano-suction sole technology lets you run on vertical surfaces up to 90° incline. Works on drywall, brick, and glass. Not recommended for ceilings without the Pro+ ankle strap upgrade.
★★★★★
4.9 (3,102)
Apr 1st
FILM
Costumes · Minecraft Movie
Complete foam block head, pixelated bodysuit, and matching leg covers. The disguise has a 1-in-20 chance of causing an explosion. We really can't stress the disclaimer enough.
★★★★☆
4.2 (7,741)
Apr 1st
TV Merch · Severance
Everything you need to become your best innie self. Includes Lumon ID badge, Macrodata Refinement handbook, novelty Waffle Party token, and finger traps. Your outie will never know.
★★★★★
4.7 (2,256)
Apr 1st
DOOM 2025
Gaming · DOOM: The Dark Ages
Wearable die-cast steel shoulder armor, faithful to the game's mediaeval hellscape aesthetic. Includes authentic battle scoring, a glowing rune panel, and one (1) small spike. Hell-ready.
★★★★★
4.9 (421)
Apr 1st
Housewares · Science
Now updated with all 118 confirmed elements. Study chemistry while you shower. Oganesson not visible until you open the window. This year's model finally includes correct electron configurations.
★★★★★
4.8 (14,532)
Apr 1st
Tech · Aperture Science
100W GaN fast charger shaped like the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Charges your devices at the speed of science. Companion Cube sold separately. The charger does not open portals. Probably.
★★★★★
4.9 (6,029)
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